YKYWTMSMW
If a site has any sort of humor then they should have a YKYWTMSMW list, at least Kaichuu and I think so. Here at the Dark Realm, we have worked long and hard and developed the following list, and it is still being added to constantly. I have began to wonder over time if people actually do the things in this list, and as proof I've seen many people do them, as well as the fact that Kaichuu and I have done a few of these ourselves. So sit back and relax and get ready for a good (And funny) read! Any suggestions can be sent to me. - You see the above sentence and freak out, yelling that there is no such thing as too much Sailor Moon. - You find yourself in the middle of class trying to transform with a mechanical pencil. - You start wearing mini skirts. - You get a detention and you yell at your teacher saying you'll punish them in the name of homework. - You are reading this and use it as a checklist for what you need to do to become a real moony. - You buy a black cat, name it Luna, and tattoo a crescent moon on it's forehead. - You yell at your cat: "Luna, it's me give me my brooch!" - You go around with Sailor Moon's hair style. - You get good grades and you tell everyone that you have been studying with Ami. - When you use the mouse you scream; "Mouse Clicking Power!" - You are convinced that the cutest guy in your neighborhood is Tuxedo Kamen. - You send that guy a dozen roses that way you know for sure he's prepared to save you and your friends. - You have your own Sailor Moon web site ^.^;; - You don't believe in too much Sailor Moon. Again with ^.^;; - During a thunderstorm you go outside, with an antenna taped to your forehead, and scream; "Jupiter Thunder Crush!" - While you wash the dishes you throw the water around while screaming; "Shabon Spray!" - You buy the school lunch, sit down with your friends, then you stand on the seat pointing to the tray you say; "On behalf of the Moon you should be punished!" - During an earthquake you grab a yellow ball and throw it down as you are screaming, "World Shaking!" - You tell your friends not to make you mad or you'll let your dragon loose. - You think eating sandwiches will make you smart. - People fall asleep in class and you think the Negaverse did this. - You memorized everyone's transformation just in case you are told to transform. - You go to the local arcade, and when it asks for your name you type in Luna. - You spend all of your money on Sailor Moon things. - You suddenly have an obsession with green. - You have bought every type of Sailor Moon merchandise known to man, or moonies. - You get a chain, tape yellow hearts on it, and throw it around while screaming, "Venus Lovely Chain Encircle!" - When your teacher yells at you throw a piece of paper at her and say "Evil Spirits Begone." - When your teacher bends down you pull back a rubber band and shout it you know where while screaming "Mars Flame Sniper!" I know a guy who did this. ^.^ - You buy a basketball, paint it black and add on ears, eyes, nose, etc. and bounce it around in a circle while saying "Luna Sphere Kitty Magic!" - You try to turn your room into a temple, put a fire in the middle of it, try to talk to the fire, and you are sad when it does not answer. - You do the above and fire does answer. o.O;; - You constantly check your forehead to see if there is a crescent moon on it. - During PE you throw Frisbees at people while yelling "Moon Tiara Action!" - You want to dress up as a Sailor Senshi for Halloween. - Watching Sailor Moon has made your grade in Science go up. It helps me remember the phases of the moon. >.< - You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather is more then 3 feet tall. - You ask the people at jewelry stores to give you the Silver Crystal. - You set up a file to play Usagi's transformation music when your computer reboots. - You run around screaming "Moon Healing Escalation!" for no reason at all. - Every time something big goes on in your town you think it's a Negaverse trap. - You sing the theme song in the shower. - You get a crescent moon tattooed on your forehead. - "Sailor Says" has changed the way you live completely. - You can't eat spaghetti and meatballs without breaking out and laughing. - When you use the spell check on your computer you scream "Spell Checking Activation!" - When you are stuck on homework you wish you had Ami's e-mail address or phone number. - You strap a small penlight to your finger and scream "Venus Crescent Beam Smash!" - You think that with practice you can jump 18 feet in the air like Minako. - When watching a tape and it gets to the commercial you call out " Fast Forward Activation!" - When the lights go out you light a match and say "Fire Soul!" - Seeing a thermometer freaks you out because it has Mercury in it and you think it is Ami's blood. - Even your parrot knows the theme song by heart. - You own 2 VCRs just in case you are trying to tape Sailor Moon and 1 breaks. - You can't pick up a rose without trying to throw it at someone. - You set your house on fire hoping the spirits will talk to you. - Just before taking a test you point at it and say "On behalf of the Moon I will take this test." - You grab a key and yell at it to take you back to the time of the Moon Kingdom. - You are writing the word "determination" and you see the word Mina is hidden in it. - In Astronomy class your teacher asks "What two planets are closest to the Sun" and you say "Ami and Minako." - While at a concert you think all of the flute players are trying to call cardians. - While playing a game of cards you throw down a card and say "Cardian King of Spades come forth!" - You go to a Psychiatrist to talk to him about your Sailor Moon problem and you end up getting him hooked. - Your choir teacher says "Now give me lots of energy" and you think she is from the Negaverse. - You wonder if really nice people have pure hearts and you think the death busters might go after the person. - Every time you play chess you pretend you're playing Ami. - All you do in class is try to draw Sailor Moon characters. - Your vision of a perfect Saturday is going on the internet and looking for Sailor Moon things. - You play the violin at school "just because." - You can't see your walls any more because of all the Sailor Moon things you have put on them. - If someone insults your favorite character you say "In the name of the planet ______ I shall punish you!" - You take a picture of your favorite character to your hairstylist and say to them, "I want to look like this." - You try to get an e-mail like, sailor_neptune@email.com or whatever and find out that someone already has that and you send them hate mail. - Your reading level is now higher because you read so many Sailor Moon fanfics. ^.^;; It's true... - You start to think that people with blue hair are smarter then most people. - You now love volleyball, and try to hit it the way Minako does with a flip. ^.^ Still working on it... - You believe cookies will make you stronger. - You call your little sister Chibiusa (or any of her names) and you call your little brother Shingo. (Kaichuu does this with her brother and sister.) - Whenever someone says they hate meatballs, you become sad. - During Science class all you want to do is study about the planets. - Someone tells you that you look like Usagi, and you get happy, but they meant their friend, Usagi. - You write a novel length Sailor Moon fan fiction. - You make up a giant Sailor Moon site that has everything, and you put your life into it. - You see the color pink and right away think of Chibiusa. - Blue haired girls are now your best friends as far as homework goes. - Instead of "Got milk?" you say "Got moon power?" - Your new favorite animal is the rabbit. - You can recite all the Japanese and English lines of all the characters even if you don't know what they mean. - You recite the theme song in your sleep. - You name your pets after the Sailor Moon characters. Your rabbit's name is Usagi, your goldfish is named Michiru, and your Labrador is named Setsuna. - You cook a lot and say that you're following Makoto's (Mako-chan's) example. - People don't think it's strange that you've worn your hair in meatballs for the tenth time that month. - Your parents get hooked on Sailor Moon. - You have the exact same room as your favorite senshi. - You can do all of the poses perfectly. - Your parrot sings the song of choice while you do the poses for them. - You love water with a very strong passion. - Whenever you go swimming you see yourself as Michiru or Ami. - You go around calling yourself the Queen Otaku or the leader of the moonies. Yes, I've seen on girl online do that. -.-;; - Your bird actually thinks he needs to fight evil by the moonlight and win love by daylight. - You can actually make nice looking ondangos. - You know no names outside of the names in Sailor Moon. - Bandai has had to buy stock from you. - You practically own Naoko because of all of the money you've invested in Sailor Moon. - Your parents ban you from Sailor Moon. - You sing the different Sailor Moon songs in order to keep yourself sane. - You finally snap and continue to sit in front of your mirror saying "Never ban the minds of the young otaku from Sailor Moon." - You own all of the CDs, Japanese and English, and can sing to any random song on them. - Your cat only responds to the name Luna by now. - You try to teach your cat how to do back flips like Luna so she can give you your brooch. - Your cat can actually do back flips. - You wonder why when you call out one of the henshin phrases you don't get a perfect manicure. - You think about dilating your eyes. - You've programmed your computer to find any evil presence in your city (It's possible with Shakaku's computer. -.^) - You've legally changed your name to Tsukino Usagi or your favorite character's name. - You've considered sending Cartoon Network a letter bomb after you watch the dub. - You have your own custom transformation music, and play it while you change. - You've actually read all of the above.- You've actually done all of the above. (What kind of insane person are you??!!)+Back+