Things I Learned

While searching through a few Gundam Wing sites with Kaichuu, I noticed that a lot of sites had a page titled "Things I Learned from Gundam Wing" in their humor sections. Recently, I realized that it would be an excellent page to add to our ever-growing humor section. As always, if you have any comments, or would like to suggest an addition, please feel free to e-mail me.

- Duct tape is the answer.
- If not, lysol is.
- Things that are just as powerful as you are often made of oil.
- Opposites attract; get over it.
- Powerful villians are tall, dark, handsome, and very persuasive.
- You don't have to worry if they are otherwise.
- White doesn't always mean innocence or purity.
- Latina chicks will always kick your ass. Period.
- While German chicks are irresistable, even if you are a big, bad, almighty villian.
- It's the cute, blind ones that snap in the end.
- Little blond girlies are stronger than they appear.
- Leave no survivors; they'll just get more powerful and come back for revenge.
- It doesn't matter what languages you know; somehow you'll be able to understand everyone else.
- Girls in miniskirts will kill you. Don't even try to fight it.
- The Constellations don't like being watched; go watch someone else transform.
- Obsession brings revenge, revenge brings death, death means the enemy is screwed.
- If the enemy, boy or girl, wants you, they'll get you.
- Dragons are tiny, loveable, and wise; listen to them once and a while.
- Dragons have claws. You don't actually believe this until they're an inch deep in your skin.
- No matter what your power is over, you'll always fight a villian who is immune to that specific thing.
- If you can play volleyball, then you qualify to be a senshi.
- The only way to get Shakaku is by convincing her she's helping Kaichuu.
- When you see your ex-girlfriend with an ex-friend, chances are they both betrayed you.
- Revenge is near when you go out with someone else's crush.
- You can convert anyone when the stakes are high enough.
- Not only does Mountain Dew bring massive sugar rushes, it also enables you to defeat the enemy.
- Walks in the park will cure everything and then bring on a battle with the enemy.
- Chances are that if you like someone they won't like you back. At first.
- Sarcasm is the answer.
- Music hurts... unless you're on the singer's side, then it's beautiful.

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