Why Did Sailor Moon / Usagi Cross the Road?
Here at the Dark Realm, we are frequently thinking about ways to include the senshi into this site as much as we can. Well, with Kaichuu's clever idea, we have decided to invite each of the senshi one by one and see what they have to say when we asked them "Why did Sailor Moon cross the road?" Secretly listening we have Usagi on the other side of a one-way mirror and she has been known to attack if she does not like the response her friends give. If you would like to add your own comments here to this page then please e-mail me. - Sailor Jupiter: Mmm, Kentucky fried Sailor Moon... - Wise Man: Because I threatened her if she didn't, I would rule the world! MUAHAHAHA!!! Sailor Moon: *walks away* Freak... - Haruka: Because she's a blonde that's why... hey wait a minute! - Mamoru: Well... that's impossible unless I'm on the other side if you know what I'm saying... - Chibiusa: You mean she actually made it to the other side of the road!? - Tomeo: *blink blink* She fell for it!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! *Tomeo crosses the road and he gets hit by a truck* - Usagi: What?! I did not cross the road!!... Is that a good thing? - Rei: HA!! Like THAT'S ever gonna happen!! Lol! Yeah, ri- Usagi: *jumps on top of Rei in weird outfit* THE RED NINJA OF LOVE SHALL KILL YOU, YOU EVIL FIEND!!! Rei: *twitch* - Umino: What!? Well, scientifically that is not possible. You see with the acceleration in her running she would have fallen on her face until a car would pass by, thus flattening Usagi to the height... Usagi: Umino... shut up!!! - Mistress 9: *breaks out laughing* - Setsuna: Run, Usagi, Run! - Haruka: *Blink blink* Uh huh... like that would ever happen. She's a blonde, do you think she has the brains to make it across? I mean, if I gave her a lift then yeah but still, she's a blonde for crying out loud! Michiru: Haruka, you are a blonde. - Rei: Because I made her. - Ikuko: I'm so proud of her! I never thought she could do it. *breaks down into tears* - Shingo: Is that even possible? - Ami: I knew she could do it! - Minako: Can you repeat the question?+Back+