Lines You'll Never Hear In SM:C

It was a bright sunny day when I said something to Kaichuu when she said, "That's a line you'll never hear in SM:C!" From there we decided to create a page that wrote things that the senshi would never say or do. If you know of a line or action that would never be read in SM:C (or SM:CR), then drop me a line

- Shakaku: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
- Kaichuu: *sits in the dark corner of the room* "I hate people."
- Shakaku: "WHERE'S MY HAIRBRUSH?" *sees the hairbrush lying on the table* "Oh there it is... Stroke, Stroke, Stroke."
- Dorei: "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lollipop..."
- Any senshi talking about the enemy: Damn natzies...
- Kaichuu: How do you kill a blonde?
Shakaku: Don't even get me started.
- Kaboku: You scream, I scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM!
- Hoshi: Help me! Evil monster thingy's gonna eat me!
- Kyuuteki: Oh Kaichuu.... come give me a big wet one!
- Kaichuu: Duuuude, that Lysol stuff isn't bad. In fact, now my room has that nice lemon-scented Lysol smell to it!
- Shakaku: *sees fire* Is it warm?
- Hades: Muahahaha!!! I've got the power of duct tape now!
- Shakaku: Let's go get some super powered duct tape and duct tape Hades to the wall!
- Shakaku: *typing madly on the computer* Type, damn it!
- Kaichuu: *pulls out a roll of duct tape*
Shakaku: *pulls out a can of lysol*
Shakaku and Kaichuu: FIRE!
- Enzeru: I LIVE!!!
- Hoshi: I wanna be the leader!
- Shakaku: *cleans kitchen and finds some of Kaichuu's sugar* That's just WRONG!
- Kyuuteki: You want to LOVE me, you want to KISS me, you want to HUG me, you know you LOOOVE me...
- Kaboku: Let's all be friends.
- Shakaku: Computer? What is a... computer?
- Kaichuu: Sugar... Su-gar? I think I've heard of that before...
- Kyuuteki: Mmmm... Hot chocolate!
- Kyuuteki: Hmm... duct tape isn't that bad...
- Kaboku: Me fight? I don't think so.
- Kaichuu: Homework! Yeah, let's all do homework!
- Pele: Where do babies come from?
- Dorei: I can't sing worth cheese.
- Kerai: Kaboku's ugly. Come here, Kyuuteki!
- Kerai: I live in a box, under the sea, with some cheese and a poptart, and my only friends are a one eyed bird and a fish reading Harry Potter on the phone.
Kaichuu: Not bad...
- Shakaku: I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!
- Kaichuu: I've lost my mojo. *sniff*
- Enzeru: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE WORLD IS ALL MINE!!! BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEE!!!
- Shakaku: Capslock? How very interesting... hehehehe.
- Athena: I hate you, and you, and you, and not to mention YOU.
- Kyuuteki: *Puts on an eye patch and a pirate hat* ARG! Fasten down the hatches!
- Kaboku: I am Smith... Agent Smith.
- Kaichuu: *Sees tea* Hehehehe
- Kaichuu: I hate drawing.
- Shakaku: Everybody's name starts with a K, so I'm changing my name to Kakaku!

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