How to Annoy Shakaku

Recently, Kaichuu was surfing the net when she reached a list about how to annoy certain people. (Mainly Voldemort from the Harry Potter books), and she thought that it might be a good idea to make one for one of the characters. But who? Who was the easiest to annoy? Well the answer was simple... Shakaku is! We hope you'll get a good laugh from this list, and please, don't try this on easily annoyable people that you know; it's not nice.

- Set her up on a blind date with Kyuuteki.
- Bring out sock puppets and reenact all her battles.
- Point real quickly over her shoulder, and tell her you see Kyuuteki. When she looks back at you, say, “Made ya look.”
- Decorate her transformation bracelet with macaroni and paste.
- Convince her to join a bowling league.
- Write your Spanish homework in French, and then ask her to check it.
- When she’s fighting, smile, and say you taught her all she knows.
- Be random.
- Offer her a peanut out of nowhere.
- Offer her a peanut when she’s in a tough struggle against an enemy.
- Make her a “happy omelet” breakfast.
- Have Kaboku send her a singing telegram.
- Whenever she uses one of her attacks, call the fire department, run up to her, and throw a bucket of water on her.
- Have her use her attacks to cook dinner.
- When she’s sick, ask her how she’s feeling.
- Tell her she’s cute.
- State the obvious.
- Ask her if she wants to go bowling.
- Sing happy songs around her all the time.
- Paint Wilson on her volleyball.
- Be Kaichuu, and be hyper.
- Buy her a pair of flares for her birthday.
- Throw a Poké ball at her and say “Sailor Phoenix, I choose you!”.
- Two words: Duct tape.
- Buy her a can of Mountain Dew.
- Convince her to drink a can of Mountain Dew.
- Try saying “It’s a nice bright day” to her in Spanish. (It helps if you don’t know Spanish.)
- Be a guy.
- Tell her Kyuuteki’s back.
- Convince her to take a picture with Santa Claus at the mall.
- Decorate her room during Christmas with lots of lights that blink all night.
- Decorate her computer with Christmas lights.
- Paint her volleyball in Christmas colors.
- Worse yet, decorate her room during Valentine’s Day.
- Hehehe, Valentine’s Day...
- Leave weird messages on her answering machine like “the gnomes are out to get you” and “buy duct tape today... you won’t be sorry.”
- Buy her something pink for a major holiday.
- Reprogram her computer so that a happy, cheery song plays during start up.
- Change her volleyball team's uniform to have bright, happy colors.
- Buy her Legally Blonde.
- Buy her a cute, little bunny rabbit.
- Later, buy her another bunny rabbit (make sure it's cute) of the opposite gender, and just smile and stand by as she finds herself surrounded in little, tiny bunny rabbits.
- Pretend to care for her when she's sick, especially when she says she can take care of herself.
- Buy her a romance novel.
- Hide her volleyball, show her one that's punctured and flat, and convince her that's the real ball.

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