Favorite Quotes

Me: "How big was your dosage?"
Stephanie: "Not that big. About pill size."

"Mmm... Ass..." - Wes

"For you, methinks you think you love me well; / For me, I love you somewhat..." - Alfred, Lord Tennyson ("Merlin and Vivien" in Idylls of the King)

"I'll show you spooning..." - Cherie talking about her vision of cutting off Brett's genitalia with an old spoon.

Cherie: *laying on the ground trying to get her back to pop* "Shh! Did you hear my back pop?!"
Christina: "I see your back popping and raise you a snore."
Cherie: "I see your snore and raise you a spooning."
Christina: "... I fold."

"And that's how the Rattler got its name... 'cause of the sound of the floorboards when we went down there." - Matthew talking with Stephanie and I about how Steph and he got together.

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn

"I'll physically therapy you." - Cherie at Barnes & Noble when we should be studying

Stephanie: "You should get a blow-up doll instead."
Matthew: "And what happens when it's finished? Throw it away and get a new one? 'Why hello there, stranger.'"

"Teaching is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired -- you quit when the gorilla is tired." - sign in Nancy's office

"I am currently in a serious relationship with SLEEP." - Me

"Alas, my delicious morsels... I am too full." - Cherie to the remainder of her fettuccine that I made.

"Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work." - Carl Sandburg

"I am a lioness right now. I am so angry, I could catch a zebra with my teeth." - Me

Wes: "Christina... this doesn't taste like Pepsi..."
Me: "Shut up, and drink it!"
Wes: "But it smells like cat piss..."
Me: "Have you ever been force-fed? Would you care to try?" *revs up shavers behind back*
Ms. Harris: "Wes... do what Christina says."

"Guys, if you don't stop that right now, I will write you up so fast, it'll slap the Spanish out of you!" - Me to students

"Hoping is for those who haven't had their hopes crushed." - Me

*said in his bad-ass Kyuuteki voice* Would you bitches like some pancakes?! And with your pancakes, you can eat the GRAPES OF WRATH! Muahahaha!" - Daniel

"To call a man bullheaded would be insulting to the bull." - Lady Whistledown in one of Julia Quinn's Bidgerton novels

Brett: *says something about being an American*
Me: "American? What, like you're some kind of cheese or something?"

"God, if you can get this girl to go out with me, I'll convert out of Buddhism!" - Bon

*said in a sing-song voice* I get paid tomorrow! I get paid tomorrow! *tone change* Too bad my rent was due TODAY. - Me

"By all means, move at a glacial pace; you know how much that thrills me." - Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada

"Don't hate, ovulate." - Daniel

"Don't worry. I'd spoon you to death if I was there. I'd be like a spatula." - Daniel

"Some afternoons The Giver sent him away without training. Jonas knew, on days when he arrived to find The Giver hunched over, rocking his body slightly back and forth, his face pale, that he would be sent away. 'Go,' The Giver would tell him tensely. 'I'm in pain today. Come back tomorrow.' ... 'Giver,' he asked one afternoon following a day when he had been sent away, 'what causes you pain?' - The Giver - Lois Lowry

"I ran up the door and opened the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
turned off my bed and tumbled into my light,
All because he kissed me good-night!"
- Unknown

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise, and the lips to pucker." - Unknown

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