Favorite Quotes

"Boundaries in all relationships impart a sense of self, a space to be, and a sense of protection." - massage textbook

Stephanie: "Basil misses Obe."
Me: o.O "What makes you say that?"
Stephanie: "He had a stuffed dog, and he ripped the right, front leg off."
Me: *facepalm*

"Of course it's always about me. And then it's all about me and you and how I can climb on top of you." - Cherie

Cherie: "What now, my delicate flower?"
Me: "I'm delicate?"
Cherie: "You have your moments when you wilt in my arms."

"So we're talking 'brevity is the soul of wit' as opposed to 'verbus maximus' in this case?" - Me

"If it's on my calender, it will happen in this universe. If it's not written down, it doesn't exist." - Isaac

Stephanie: "You're like a rock." Sincerely... the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Cherie: *asking about dinner later* "Are we still on for tonight?"
Me: "ARE we still on for tonight? Turned on, that is?"

Cherie: "We have read way too many romance novels. And we shall continue."
Me: "I will cease when the heaving bosoms discontinue to writhe."
Cherie: "I will desist when the waist coats cease to be removed."

Me: "No hablo íngles."
Cherie: "You habla íngles just fine!"

"It's not a terrier. It's a schnauzer." - Chad arguing with the almighty me about dogs. I was telling him that miniature schnauzers are classified as terriers. He argued with me until finally realizing that I was talking about what group they're in and not the breed name. "I think you're right," he finally acquiesed. *facepalm* Look it up on the goddamn website. It's there.

"You cannot live life looking at yourself from someone else's point of view." - Penelope Cruz

"Emerald. You know, like, blue-green." - Chad when talking about his favorite color *facepalm*

"I thought you said you didn't get cold?" - Chad at Cold Stone. (I said I didn't get brain freezes, an ENTIRELY different thing...)

"Is that a Golden Retriever?" - Chad to the dog's owner at Jake's graduation after I had just told him that the other dog was an English Golden Retriever. *facepalm*

"At least she didn't do me that hard. I have sensitive skin." - Cherie after getting a salt glow

"Would you stop and analyze something for more than two seconds for once in your life?!" - Brett at 3:40pm, 2/9/2008.
Because we all know that as a Psychology/English dual major, I NEVER analyze anything. *gasp*

Me: "Oh! I fucked up the turn!"
Cherie: "No, you turned up the fuck."

"Normally it's 'pull my finger.' With Cherie, it's 'caress my thigh.'" - Me

"I will lick you from here to here and not the short way." - Cherie, while pointing from her forehead to her chin.

"Romance is like coffee, the steamier the better." - sign for Seattle's Best coffee in the Borders romance section.

Teacher: (while breaking up a fight) "What's going on here?"
Student 1: "He called me a fag."
Student 2: "He called me a bitch."
Teacher: "Well, why don't you two bitches follow me down to the office. Move it!"

Me: "How big was your dosage?"
Stephanie: "Not that big. About pill size."

"Mmm... Ass..." - Wes

"For you, methinks you think you love me well; / For me, I love you somewhat..." - Alfred, Lord Tennyson ("Merlin and Vivien" in Idylls of the King)

"I'll show you spooning..." - Cherie talking about her vision of cutting off Brett's genitalia with an old spoon.

Cherie: *laying on the ground trying to get her back to pop* "Shh! Did you hear my back pop?!"
Christina: "I see your back popping and raise you a snore."
Cherie: "I see your snore and raise you a spooning."
Christina: "... I fold."

"And that's how the Rattler got its name... 'cause of the sound of the floorboards when we went down there." - Matthew talking with Stephanie and I about how Steph and he got together.

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katharine Hepburn

"I'll physically therapy you." - Cherie at Barnes & Noble when we should be studying

Stephanie: "You should get a blow-up doll instead."
Matthew: "And what happens when it's finished? Throw it away and get a new one? 'Why hello there, stranger.'"

"Teaching is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired -- you quit when the gorilla is tired." - sign in Nancy's office

"I am currently in a serious relationship with SLEEP." - Me

"Alas, my delicious morsels... I am too full." - Cherie to the remainder of her fettuccine that I made.

"Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work." - Carl Sandburg

"I am a lioness right now. I am so angry, I could catch a zebra with my teeth." - Me

Wes: "Christina... this doesn't taste like Pepsi..."
Me: "Shut up, and drink it!"
Wes: "But it smells like cat piss..."
Me: "Have you ever been force-fed? Would you care to try?" *revs up shavers behind back*
Ms. Harris: "Wes... do what Christina says."

"Guys, if you don't stop that right now, I will write you up so fast, it'll slap the Spanish out of you!" - Me to students

"Hoping is for those who haven't had their hopes crushed." - Me

*said in his bad-ass Kyuuteki voice* Would you bitches like some pancakes?! And with your pancakes, you can eat the GRAPES OF WRATH! Muahahaha!" - Daniel

"To call a man bullheaded would be insulting to the bull." - Lady Whistledown in one of Julia Quinn's Bidgerton novels

Brett: *says something about being an American*
Me: "American? What, like you're some kind of cheese or something?"

"God, if you can get this girl to go out with me, I'll convert out of Buddhism!" - Bon

*said in a sing-song voice* I get paid tomorrow! I get paid tomorrow! *tone change* Too bad my rent was due TODAY. - Me

"By all means, move at a glacial pace; you know how much that thrills me." - Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada

"Don't hate, ovulate." - Daniel

"Don't worry. I'd spoon you to death if I was there. I'd be like a spatula." - Daniel

"Some afternoons The Giver sent him away without training. Jonas knew, on days when he arrived to find The Giver hunched over, rocking his body slightly back and forth, his face pale, that he would be sent away. 'Go,' The Giver would tell him tensely. 'I'm in pain today. Come back tomorrow.' ... 'Giver,' he asked one afternoon following a day when he had been sent away, 'what causes you pain?' - The Giver - Lois Lowry

"I ran up the door and opened the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
turned off my bed and tumbled into my light,
All because he kissed me good-night!"
- Unknown

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise, and the lips to pucker." - Unknown

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